A novelty album in the worst sense of the word. All is derivative here, and, of course, that’s at least part of the point, but it’s not retro in any fun, shameless way, nor is it really ‘stylish,’ either in the sense of bearing a distinctive artistic mark or reflecting the latest trends. Really nothing on this album sounds very different from any of the post-Belle and Sebastian twee-pop coming out of England these days, nor does it sound anything like the great girl group pop of the 60s. It lacks the flare of that music, and has a totally different lyrical sensibility even than the more generic side of girl group pop as heard on Rhino’s recent One Kiss Can Lead to Another boxset. And it doesn’t even begin to stack up to the classic production and songwriting heard on Motown or Phil Spector sides.
There are some good songs here. Notably, the band’s two most recent singles “Your Kisses Are Wasted On Me,” and “Pull Shapes.” But there aren’t really any great songs, nor are there really any clever ones. But I do hear a few really dumb ones: “Judy,” for instance, trots out the well worn “what are you gonna do when you get older?” lyrical cliché, sung here by cute, hipsterish, twenty-something ladies. When they lament, “I know I’m not as hot as you,” I cringe. This isn’t the sound of teenage abjection but petty urban bitterness, really a sort of crass sexual materialism on the part of our ladies.
I find it odd that, since the Rhino hatbox, girl group pop has been resold to the public as something once maligned, once disposable. I can’t think of any serious fan of 60s pop music who has disparaged girl group pop at least since the Beatles started covering it, on their first album! Anyone that loves pop knows what Phil Spector, Motown, their groups, and their songwriters, and any number of other unsung heroes of girl group pop, did for pop music. They improved its songwriting, shaped its emotional core, and perhaps most importantly, began to use the studio as an instrument. The Pipettes don’t do anything of these things, or at least they don’t them well. And, in this sense, I think there is a clearer line to be drawn between the aesthetic sensibility of “Be My Baby” and Radiohead, or Ghostface, or J-Dilla, or the best record that has come out so far this year, Scott Walker’s The Drift, than there is between “Goin’ to the Chapel” and the Pipettes. Really, most great pop, rock, hip-hop, and dance these days draws on innovations by the best from the early girl group field.
With one glaring exception: A lot of the great music today made by women and, yeah, that’s right, GIRLS!!! There’s a reason why Bikini Kill set out to play a music that was resolutely other from this sort. And to those who would retort, yeah, but this is just good, clean fun, not politics, I say, “Yeah, so is Le Tigre,” and that’s what the Pipettes really boil down to for me, a great big backslide on a lot of the gains women have made in the rock world these last few decades, gains that actually meant something in a music industry that remains downright sexist and chauvinistic.
All this, and one other thing: When have girl groups in the classic mold ever stopped making great pop music? Why do we need the Pipettes ‘revival’ (‘revision?’) when we have had Destiny’s Child, TLC, the Spice Girls, Riot Grrrl, any number of all-girl indie bands, the Lilith Fair crowd, etc., etc. all along? I detect something distinctly lily white, ultra lipstick, anti-butch about the Pipettes repackaging. I hate to go there, I really do, but it seems too crass to ignore.